Bert.

            His cosmology major falls like a free compass
            point through the breakthrough of all emotional
            life. A puritan background psychically fused
            with the interdemensional thought-form of Portland
            to produce a cathode ray capable of power-crazed
            crop circles-- This is the heart of all living
            systems-- The workshop mode flows formatively
            across the morphogenetic light-born attractor
            at the focal point of time and reemerges as
            the Diet Coke stain on Bert’s disintegrating
            mostly purple tie-dye. Once, during his annual
            abberation, it appeared to sweep out an eclipse.


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